Former basketball star dennis rodman stars in this actionandespionage thriller as simon. Til that dennis rodman started dying his hair blonde after. Dane cook doing an impression of jeremy piven doing an impression of jim carrey doing a really bad impression of himself. Jun, 2017 dennis rodman, a personal friend of north korean dictator kim jongun, flew to north korea tuesday afternoon for the first time since 2014. He is the founder, creator, chief visionary officer, head chef and ceo of dennys restaurants. The first one is still the best, but 1,2,3 are pretty much a perfect action movie trilogy imo should of left it at that. Going into this movie, the only thing i know about it is that its the dennis rodman action movie that. The film was released in the united states on october 8, 1993. With simon sez, a lackluster international action adventure, that wellknown performance artist and occasional basketball player dennis rodman. Dennis rodman booed at bruce willis roast hollywood reporter. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Basketball superstar dennis rodman stars as a hip interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
Nba great dennis rodman just got back from his most recent. Dennis rodman says hes on a mission in new visit to north korea. In 1998, he joined the cast of the syndicated tv show special ops force, playing deke reynolds, a flamboyant but skilled exarmy helo pilot and demolitions expert. Description a wealthy american executive has hired bumbling private eye nick dane cook to find his daughter, claire natalia cigliuti, who has been kidnapped. The film follows retired professional basketball player dennis rodman on his mission to host a basketball game between former nba stars and the north korean team in pyongyang. Winners best picture winners golden globes emmys san diego comiccon new york comic con sundance film festival toronto intl film festival awards central festival central all events. Meanwhile, nick miranda dane cook an old classmate of simon s asks him for help. Natalia cigliuti in simon sez 1999 dennis rodman in simon sez 1999 dennis rodman and emma. Simon sez is a 1999 spy actioncomedy film starring dennis rodman, dane cook, and john pinette. So our main character simon, played of course by dennis rodman, intervenes in. Dennis rodman s big bang in pyongyang, already described by variety as a deftly constructed, consistently engrossing and.
A complete history of dennis rodman being wild as hell uproxx. With dennis rodman, dane cook, john pinette, ricky harris. Dennis rodman opens up about the interview, invites seth. I say the hell with this movie i just wonder if the bunch of dumbfucks that though up this vile pack of celluloid shit really were serious in doing this.
After a particularly ruthless criminal, simon phoenix wesley snipes, sets him up by making it appear that spartan wantonly caused the deaths of a bus load of hostages, spartan is sentenced to 60 years or so in prison. Directed by kevin elders, simon sez tells the story of interpol agent simon dennis rodman whom job is it, to gather up information about the weapons trade on the french riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Interpol agent simon dennis rodman is gathering information about the weapons trade on the french riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Dennis rodman being ridiculously good at everything. Former basketball star dennis rodman stars in this actionandespionage thriller as simon, an interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. The film begins in a nottoodistant future relative to its 19921993 production date of 1996. It was premiered at fantastic fest on 24 september 2006 and on dvd in the u. Going into this movie, the only thing i know about it is that its the dennis rodman action movie that doesnt costar jeanclaude van damme.
Incorrect but totally awesome spelling of the word says. Simon sez official trailer this onthecheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of selfcreated caricature dennis rodman, who in turn clearly needs to. Simon sez was rodmans first solo starring vehicle, following his. Documentary captures oddities of rodman in north korea. Simon says, a song by nct 127 from their repackaged album regulate. The acting is amongst some of the worst ive seen in a while, especially from dennis rodman. So our main character simon, played of course by dennis rodman, intervenes in the most undercover camouflage he can find. Simon says is a 2006 american slasher film, directed by william dear angels in the outfield, harry and the hendersons and starring crispin glover and margo harshman. Not to be confused with the 1999 dennis rodman film simon sez. Simon sez this onthecheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of selfcreated caricature dennis rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself.
Til that dennis rodman started dying his hair blonde after seeing wesley snipes character in the movie demolition man. To the narrator of the documentary, it was a madcap story. Simon says, a 1971 unsold gameshow pilot starring bob barker simon says, 21st episode of the. Dennis rodman weeps in trailer for new film on his north. Double team is a 1997 american action comedy film directed by tsui hark in his american directorial debut and starring jeanclaude van damme, dennis rodman, and mickey rourke.
Jul 15, 2018 dennis rodman booed at bruce willis roast. It seems that whatever simon says, people tend to listen. I think a different blonde in that film inspired both the dresses, and the blonde. Oct 07, 2018 1999 bargain basement classic simon sez is proof nba basket ballers should not act or headline a studio backed motion picture, dennis rodman plays simon, an undercover, on the move but inconspicuous yeh right interpol action man on the beat in france in the mix to stop an arms dealer. Even when it takes itself serious it becomes funny hell, those are some of the funniest moments. The cast and crew mustve had a blast making this film. We can provide you with video editing services for any. Simon says, a 1971 unsold gameshow pilot starring bob barker simon says, 21st episode of the fifth season of cheers notable for a guest appearance by john cleese. Jun 12, 2018 this dennis rodman interview from the trumpkim summit was a visual for our times. My other memory of the film is a moment in which an enormously fat man played by john pinette the behemoth from the final episode of seinfeld is dangling from a bridge. Feb 21, 2010 after the resounding success of double team dennis rodman, no longer needing jvcd, decided to star in his own vehicle. Simon says, a 2006 horror film simon says the outer limits, the 2000th episode of the outer limits.
What did the people involved with this film think they were doing. Simon sez is a 1999 action thriller starring dennis rodman and dane cook, and stars the former as interpol agent simon, who must go on a mission from. Simon sez is a 1999 action thriller starring dennis rodman and dane cook, and stars the former as interpol agent simon, who must go on a mission from france to stop an arms dealer and rescue a kidnapped girl, along with the help of some dancing. Simon sez full movie streaming simon sez 123movies actors. Simon then rides his motorcycle over a dock to another one lupa vo. Well compromise and say a dick tracy sketch on saturday night live. Brandon lee was slated to play the lead in an action film. Yet there i sat, watching dennis rodman s simon sez before going out into the night to revel and celebrate and watch the world end. Why it crackles dennis rodman says youre hit punched and bruised if you mess with his friends in this explosive actioner. Dec 24, 2014 dennis rodman may be the american closest to reclusive north korean leader kim jongun. To its producer and director, the combination of north korea, the paddy power booking agency and dennis rodman, the 67 former nba basketball star was fascinatinganything can happen.
Dennis rodman says its the perfect time for him to return. Simon says is a 2006 american slasher film, directed by william dear and starring crispin. Dennis rodman uncyclopedia, the contentfree encyclopedia. Dennis rodman says trump should be front runner for the. Simon sez is a piece of absurdist action insanity starring basketball legend dennis i have piercings everywhere rodman as simon, a former cia agent now working for interpol. Simon sez 1999 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Cryogenically frozen in 1996, they are reanimated in 2032 to find mainstream. Infobox film name simon sez image size caption director kevin elders producer moshe diamant ringo lam writer andrew lowery andrew miller narrator. Bad as i wanna be was the title of dennis rodmans 1996 autobiography. Demolition man is a 1993 american science fiction action film directed by marco brambilla in his directorial debut. Dennis rodman, dane cook, john pinette, ricky harrissimon sez 123movies genres. It was a trip sponsored by potcoin, a digital currency. Van damme plays counterterrorist agent jack quinn, who is assigned to bring an elusive terrorist known as stavros to justice. Dennis rodman weeps in trailer for new film on his north korea trips as he begs someone just shoot me today the former nba power forward tells the filmmakers behind.
Watching double team, i thought it was pretty clear than even van damme realizes that his movies are a joke to all but the most hardcore of action fans. This dennis rodman interview from the trumpkim summit was a. Simon sez is a 1999 action thriller starring dennis rodman and dane cook, and stars the former as interpol agent simon, who must go on a mission from france to stop an arms dealer and rescue a kidnapped girl, along with the help of some dancing cyber monks. The film was directed by kevin alyn elders, and the score was composed by brian tyler. Good to know hes not attracting any attention on his top secret mission. Simon says films was established to create lasting memories for families. He was nicknamed the worm and is famous for his fierce defensive and rebounding abilities. Today is a great day, former nba star dennis rodman says in an emotional interview in which he describes his. Dennis rodman is a former professional basketball player, wrestler, bride, lesbian, and general lunatic. He was previously married to michelle moyer, carmen electra and annie bakes. Watching dennis rodman walk through the singapore airport with a group of reporters, photographers and cameramen in tow brought a tear to the eye for some of us in the chicago media. Dennis rodmans big bang in pyongyang is a 2015 documentary film produced and directed by colin offland, and written by matthew baker. Man i love this movie, makes me want to go eat taco bell, or pizza hut, depending on where youre at. After all these years, dennis rodman is still being called.
Simon says film wikimili, the best wikipedia reader. After the resounding success of double team dennis rodman, no longer needing jvcd, decided to star in his own vehicle. The title card and clips from the movie simon sez play. Van damme plays counterterrorist agent jack quinn, who is assigned to bring. I cant believe that a bunch of assholes, dennis faggoty fag rodman included would just come up with this crap, i just cant believe it. He is an actor, known for double team 1997, simon sez 1999 and the comebacks 2007. Simon sez, a 1999 action film starring dennis rodman. Hd1080p simon sez full movie online free 123movies 9movies to story of simon sez a tattooed interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.
The film was directed by kevin alyn elders, and the score. Dennis rodman was born on may, 1961 in trenton, new jersey, usa as dennis keith rodman. Sep 25, 1999 but movies and real life are two different things, and simon sez is a star vehicle for none other than dennis rodman, the trashtalking, bodypiercing former pecks bad boy of the national. Im not just talking jarjar binks annoying here, he takes it to a whole new level. Simon says is a 2006 horror film, directed by william dear angels in the outfield, harry and the hendersons and starring crispin glover and margo harshman. Out for revenge, stavros kidnaps the pregnant kathryn quinn natacha lindinger, and the only way jack can save is wife is team up with yaz dennis rodman and kickbox his way to a happy ending. Former basketball star dennis rodman stars in this actionandespionage thriller as simon, an interpol agent called into action when the. Rodman says interview codirector rogens representatives reached out to him in the fall of 20 for what he thinks was an invitation to act as a consultant on the film or perhaps to cameo. A fitting caption for arguably the craziest, most talented rebounder the nba has ever seen. You know when you put this bad boy in the dvd player that it isnt going to be good, so lets just get it out of the way and confirm that, yes, its a terrible movie. I know, hes under attack by the bride from kill bill. He is a graduate of frankfort kentuckistan community university. But movies and real life are two different things, and simon sez is a star vehicle for none other than dennis rodman, the trashtalking, bodypiercing former pecks bad boy of the national.